1. Cigarettes: expensive
2. Sex: huh?
3. Relationship: trying
4. Your Last Ex: lesson
5. Power rangers: gay
7. Crack: Tyrone Biggums
8. Food: weakness
9. The President: when is re-election?
10. War: what is it good for?
11. Cars: Infinity
12. Gas Prices: bananas
13. Halloween: almost my birthday
14. Bon Jovi: wack
15. Religion: taken too seriously and yet missing the point
16. MySpace: addictive
17. Worst fear: heights
18. Marriage: God willing
19. Paris Hilton: waste of money
20. Brunettes: delic
21. Redheads: depends
22: Politics: republicrats different day same ish...
23: Pass the time: reading
24. One night stands: overrated
25: Cell Phone: hate and love it all at once
26: Pet Peeves: the word conversate
27: Pixie Stix: kid crack

28: Vanilla Ice cream:slap a brownie and chocolate syrup you got the best
29: Porta Potties: never
30: High school: most overated time of your life
31. Pajamas: nahhhh
32. Cuddle: heaven
33. Woods: forts
34. Wet Socks: nails on a chalkboard
35. Pictures: the song 3x5 John Mayer